Dim José

Dim José is a character who lives on Anachronox.

Dialogue
"Man-oh-man, Sly... I gambled away all my money at Casinox again. All I've got left is this slag of MystTech I found. Whatd'ya think, should I sell this junk or what?"

"Yeah. What am I thinking? Thanks for the advice, man."
 * It's just a glorified paperweight. Sell it.
 * Hold on to it, man. It could be worth something one day.

"Hey, gettin' thrown outta your office window in front of everyone like that must have been pretty humiliatin'."